Mr. Ree Observations

And isn't it funny I said, that we deceive our selves so easily! Yet he didn't understand. I was so distraught I tell you now!

What a pathetic little religious man that was. Oh religion! Don't even get me started, it makes me want to throw up you know? And not for the reasons you may be thinking no no no, I don't give a damn if you believe in flying spaghetti. It just takes some of the charm our of life I say, thinking you know what's in store if you do this or that like it's some sort of formula for happiness. That idea itself is almost more ridiculous then the promises they make

...almost haha!

I rather like not knowing. Ask me where I'll be in five years or when I'm dead, and I'll tell you in another place during another time and that's as far as I predict. God is like a friend that tells you the end of a joke before you hear the rest, and I have no interest in those type of friends. You on the other hand darling....you I enjoy. Anyways I'm getting off track, you always make me go off track! If you make me wander one more time, I swear I will stop talking, and you know how I am when I stop talking!

I was telling this man that I met a woman who said she lied so much she ended up lying to herself. She cried in front of me, which woman do exhaustedly too much, until I asked her to explain. She told me that love was complete shit.

Now calm down before you say anything good sir!

I know you know me. I certainly took the time to explain to her that she was wrong, and you know how people get when someone tells them that they are wrong. I was not rude in the least though, I simply said that it was funny, that we deceive our selves so easily!

She my friend, understood perfectly, unlike the little man I mentioned before! This woman on my honor was a pleasure I am not used to having, and I shit you not, pretty close to bringing me back from my automatic ticket to hell.

I asked her if she would like a drink, and she said she wanted two. I'm sure you understand that I'm almost incapable of shying away from an opportunity to get drunk, and so I got drunk I'm sorry. She told me her story as we drank though, and let me tell you something, when she said that she lied too much, I think was a bit of an understatement. I will not go into detail now, because it's far too long and we don't have time, and also because it's fuzzy darling you understand yes? But she had got herself into one heck of a situation due to one big lie wrapped up in a lot of little lies. I am good with advice let us both admit, But her troubles were difficult I must say! Non the less I did what I could, or should I say I said what I could, to help her charming yet sorry ass!  After what I can only guess was somewhere between an hour or two, she had to get going unfortunately.

She said to me before she left...”Mr. Ree, I fear you have changed my life. I have deceived myself too long.”

And isn't it funny I said...

Isn't it funny?